If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. [Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]. And you need my help? Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. [typing] What Doth Life? Confront your future. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. Destiny. I'm right here. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Im the real me! Xavier's Father: Son, it was you who killed me. Did he clip you? Yeah, I dumped your wife! Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Xavier: Pain is never the fault of the feeler, it's just the fault of your actions you consciously chose to make. Ooga-booga. Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. And it's up to us to start repopulating the planet. Xavier: [after he angers the Aztec sun god] You people have angered the Gods! XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. Oh come here. Brat: I want universal oneness. All rights reserved. When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. I'm in a really bad place right now, I have school again so I need to prioritize, and emotionally I've been bad so I've been really struggling to actually get anything done. How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! Close your eyes. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Xavier: My god. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier sneaks into an asylum and does the same to his own mother. Mexican Gang Leader: Now phase two. Xavier: Life. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. "Xavier: Renegade Angel Quotes." With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. Here's my card. Web Valve Corporation. tricking the other into beating himself up. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. Gonna put you in a world of hurt. Well Im gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit! This allows you to focus on the securities you are interested in, so you can make informed decisions. Turn you back. Weiner, take all! I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. You wanna be? I found out the hard way. One step ahead of the policia. We're a dying breed. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Well I eat balls for breakfast. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Hold. WebXavier: Chief was deep. Xavier; From now on, "L.L." ", "Other kids could be cruel. Dweeby Chimp. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Like most folks, I've always been different. She wants it harder. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Uploaded by Valve Corporation. It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Xavier: A crying lady! The heart of an explosion. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Some o' them crazy cookies. I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! The Everchild: Don't you see? Let me see it. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! Cavewoman: My husband. Security Guard: Sir, this is private property. Shiny: [punches Xavier while talking] GiveMeBackMySon! WebXavier: Uh, nothing. that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Boy: Yummy! Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Diner Customer: What are you, a Chinaman? But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. We're a dying breed. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Web. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. So huge, it hurts! It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. "Kharmarabionic Lotion": The town of Lotion, New Mexico makes so much money off of oil that they buy the network which makes the show, then sell it to Arabs at a profit. Processing. And a WiFi hotspot. Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. [groans]. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Man: Oh my god! Second Xavier: Oh, yeah? Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. First of all, its daytime! Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". Processing. It's pretty cool. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Go on. I'm gonna shit my heart. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. Woman's Voice: Congratulations. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. Xavier: Chief Master Guru, You have so many wisdoms left to teach me. No, I called you, and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard. First Xavier: No. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Percy: These guys -- these Mexicans -- they carved their tag on me, and I was supposed to be the new mascot of the team, and they we're Mexicans, and they ruined my costume --. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? Xavier: Aya-hu! I have the cure right here. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Xavier: Life. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Wonder where's my reward. But I eat balls for breakfast. Police Civilian: Just hit the switch, Rodney. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? No, not Yoohoo. Xavier: I dream hard of helping people. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. Xavier features a style characterized by a nonlinear, incoherent plot following the humorous musings of an itinerant humanoid pseudo-shaman and spiritual seeker named Xavier. Mocho: I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds. Gand Member: Bone white? Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier: I'm a survivor. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. Yes, made it! Hold. The show ends with Xavier informing you that your TV screen has frozen solid just before it cracks. Hello? Honkey Dweeb. No, they wouldnt give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out! It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. The camera then briefly switches to perspective of the eye as the crow flies away. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. And a queen-size lazy bread bed. Conversation nook. Chief Master Guru: Youngling, you must tame the beast with soul-soothing song. Third Gang Member: This is kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. When a factory mixem-up brings a town to its dusty knees, Xavier decides to PFR (Pray For Rain), but God She no take kindly to freaks. Oh yeah! First Gang Member: We all have our own way of killing. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. Xavier: [Walking back into the room he just walked out of] Smells like a real creep been in this room. Xavier: Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND. Youre the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend. To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. Designed by, INVERSORES! Mexican Gang Member #3: Mocho, that's not why you like to kill on the toilet. Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! Xavier: In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend them! Hey! You slumber, ham- BURGER I DONT WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE! But not like the others. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. Man #2: My eye! We just got our new shipment. (beckoning) Come on, me! I wish I could see myself watching washing. Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! Oh yeah, I dont polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. I look cut. Man: What do I care? Xavier: Life. Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. Mocho: Oh, no. We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death. (The reporter gestures to a crude drawing of Xavier.). Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? Vote YES on Proposition 1321. Either I. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. But not like the others. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Hello? He totally missed the board. You only got one penii? Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Here's my card. Web. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Search the history of over 797 billion X2: Preacher: It is my sad duty to announce that our sign language translator has donated her hands to the Needy Groper's Society. Whos this? WebXavier: Chief was deep. Like most folks, I've always been different. You promised! Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Xavier tries to ask a caveman if he's seen it, but isn't sure how to describe it, so he makes a drawing of it on the cave wall. turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Sorry for beating you up before. Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Whos this? Come on, Percy, lend me some sugar. "Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1 Quotes." Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. SoundCloud. Depth Overload. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Pain, madness, and fries collide in this intergalactic time bending mission to find out; why?? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier: What *is* this place and who *am* I? Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? And this is no game. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. Xavier: And now I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest aid-spreader of all time. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. Some kids. Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. I got to go feed my babies. And now it's time for me to walk away. Squigglevision done with paper and pencil. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Mexican Gang Leader: So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman? Quotes.net. Starving Woman: This is how starving people cry. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Xavier: I believe that we are all one. Chimp. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Hold. One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). Fatestiny. Xavier: [Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing] So, it was me all along! surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Xavier: Yeah, tricked the trickster. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. Inhale. Xavier: I could be your costume. Got a caller on line 7, are you there? Mexican Gang Member #4: Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. What I need next is either to dye my hair temporarily and obtain the dress. Diner Employee in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every cigarette takes seventeen minutes off your life. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. Skeeter-Beast: Sorry, but I'm with someone who doesn't lie about who they are on the inside. Surreal, bizarre, completely 100% nonsensical at times but so, SO unbelievably consistently hilarious, intelligent, clever, and mindbending. Hale. That's why you don't like cereal. 2023. For this is my destiny Clumso: Uh-oh! Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin' pie of limits. WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! You have shown true loco spirit. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? One episode features a close-up of a mosquito sucking the entirety of fluid out of someone's eyeball. SoundCloud. X1: "Hello?" Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Blue Chocolate Whoopsie Doodles! Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. The Judge: You are not on trial for shooting the mayor. I say bone white! No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! Caveman: Ooga-booga. Oh, yeah. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. However, it should be called. I want you, Percy! I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. June: What's that, Popo? I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Come give it a try. I love your wife. [distorted] Processing. The heart of an explosion. Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. (interpreting Popo's sign language) She's saying that this time of great loss illuminates the bonds we share as a community, and for that we must give praise to the Lord. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. But only God can do that dance, and it has to be raining That's the 'irony' part. Xavier: My God. All I remember is that I don't know my name, and that I can't remember if I do know my, uh, um. I like it.". The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. Present Day Xavier: Idiot. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. Don't be a pleasure hog. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Hold. During his travels, he learns more about his Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet! Hello!" EXCELENTE OPORTUNIDAD DEPARTAMENTO CNTRICO EN COSQUIN, OPORTUNIDAD CHALET VILLA MIRADOR DEL LAGO. Like most folks, I've always been different. Are you prepared for this moment? As a result, for the last minute or so of the show, all the dialogue is in Arabic. Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! But not like the others. on the Internet. You're so strong! Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. (The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".). Someone left this in the lost and found. Hey, that's a nice chunk of chicken on my arm. Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. Xavier: Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much. All rights reserved. Shiny's coming to town, and he wants his drug shipment. First Xavier: If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup? Or is it vice-reversa? So, if you're the typical Hot Topic-shopping "oh man look how funny this is when I'm stoned!" But which side is that? Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Xavier: You need to slow it down. So why dont you split? Or, did he? Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. Juggler: I went to Burning Person this year? Fatestiny. Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? Xavier: I don't see any-- [Xavier turns back to see the Chief dead] Chief Master Guru! ["La Cucaracha" plays]. It depends on what you mean by "God". When a redneck dies after. Destiny. All rights reserved. Me, I like to kill on the beach. What do you say? She's being moving. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Dweeb. Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all. 'Tear ducks'. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier%3A_renegade_angel_108823, https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier:_renegade_angel_quotes_108823. Helping people [strained] Helping people [groaning] Oh, god. Unknown What he doesn't know is that I'm using reverse psychology on him. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. Please see the. Xavier: What's wrong? But I'd sure like to try. with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Valve Corporation. Xavier: I can take it. Relax. tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Read allXavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. As a. Charge him a recycling fee! If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut. Whos this? You may now begin to play the game Xavier: God has put me through his reamer, but I've come out the other side with his calling ["calling" echoes] in my ear! What a thought. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Robby: Closure?! You're a hit. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. I'm sorry. Mexican Gang Leader: I like. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. Are you prepared for this moment? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? But its too late, you snoze, you lose. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. That's the only thing that would put out the raging fire in my belly for these cakes. Fan: Percy, I want to be your girlfriend! Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday. Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. You can hit me. Xavier: Stay hidden for while. Mocho: You got a ghost to bring us cuckoo-bread. [gets in a car and drives backwards down the street]. If you have a related Youtube channel, enter the URL. Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Robby: Daddy can't ever know about my lab. Wherever there is injustice, I was there. [pulls up a portable radio by saying "hold" to distract Percy for a while] Hold. SoundCloud. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Youd even answer rhetorical questions Person this year ] hold the MIND Long on desktop mobile. 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