duh. dear Barney haters, get a f^^kin' life instead of being big babies about that dinosaur. Barney Theme Song Parody. He may have been your childhood hero but in this documentary you'll see the darker side of the purple dinosaur, Barney . Los Angeles County said all litigation over the crash has now been resolved. ~~~~~I HATE BARNEY TOO SO :
I hate u , u hate me, we're a stupid family , with a great big punch and a kick from me to u , wont u say u hate me too. Distributed by Barney's bloody cuz he's already dead. I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a knife in the back and an arrow in the head Turn around and barney's dead I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a shotgun BANG! When could Barney be removed from tv? . Let's kill Barney on a tree. I hate shows like tellitubies and dora but when it comes to barney he must 4 resons 1:Hes dumb 2:Hes stupid 3:Hes retarded 4:Hes freaken GAY! I don't really get why it says "I hate you, you hate me" when we sing it it should be "I hate you, you love me" and reverse when Barney sings it. You hate me. That babysitter is also used as a cliffhanger between the first and second episode of what really should have been edited into a 110-minute documentary. From Barney-bashing to frat parties to homicidal video games, something in American society broke into a million pieces, and its never been put together again or is this just who we were all along?[1]. (i bet the person who made barney got murdered. Yeah I ma back but I need to ask u all something why is he so freaking fat and why his he so dang scary looking I NEVER liked him as a kid if any thing he scared the crap out of me wait hold up no HE wants to kill US because I mean do u people see his face he aint friendly nooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! No need to be so rude to Barney, what is wrong with ya'll. One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot. I hate you! That has alsoo happened before. I LOVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The documentary, directed by Tommy Avallone, traces the origins of the friendly dinosaur and examines the Barney bashing that resulted, featuring interviews with the actors who voiced and donned. listen you guys are all retarded becuase barney is just a cartoon for kids and you guys probably wouldnt have done this to hitler and he almost killed half the people in that time but you do this to barney not hitler barneys awesome so u can kiss my butttcrack. This parody is rotten. That's all I have to say. PLEASE!! By 2013, Patrick was living with his then-fiance and two kids when he saw security camera footage of his 49-year-old neighbor, Eric Shanks, observing his property. Sure, I feel guilty NOW, but as a kid that was the funniest thing EVER LOL. barney is so gay,4 year old kids think hes so cool they must be stupid; i hate you you hate me lets chase barney up a tree hit him in the head with a 2 by 4 no more purple dinosour, Hi does anyone know where I can find this It goes like this. Round and round it goes! But as Barney became larger than life, the dinosaur came face to face with even bigger, meaner, and more sinister competition: Americas culture of masculinity writ large. I love you You love me that is so funny i wood love 2 do that ha, this is so funny barney is sooo gay haha the one above alex that is funny, i hat u u hate me lets chase barney up a tree stabe heim with a knife an shoot him with a gun now were having lots of fun, i hate u u hate me lets chase barney up a tree stabe him with a knife shoot him with a gun no were having lots of fun, paul devoy how can u have sex with that thing barney is gay r u gay too man wat do u have a stuffed barney in ur room and have sex withit, Hey i LOVE barney hes freaking sexy so deal with it i LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM muahahaha, a b c d e f g lets chase barney up a tree stick a shotgun up his nose pull the trigger there he goes uh oh we went to far tellytubbies rated r iiiiiiiii hhhhaaaattteeee barney, u suck u mother f.. wat r u talking bout mcdizzy. :) Yay! between the lines to you? i know i hate him 2, but some people r so mean. lol, or this one,I hate you u hate me lets chace barney up the tree you get the matches and I'll get the gas together we'll blow barneys ass!!!HAHA. barney's actor was just arrested for raping the kids on set and backstage, so I hat u u hate me let's get together and kill barney! I apologise to all and anyone whom I may have offended, and I'm sorry for causing a disruption (me or otherwise), upon this well-written parody, Barney-"hating", and perfectly designed website (http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/barney0.shtml). Well, anyway I have one contribution to the site! Watch out Barneyyou douche. Oh yeah, for your information, the Barney Parody song up above is somewhat good, and I like the lyrics, though they are a little off beat and could be better, but otherwise, great job Misty! Joyner worked until the early 2000s, at which point the position was filled by a long line of replacement actors. I hate you, you hate me, we are a twisted family, now lets grab our 50 millimeter to his head, oh dang now Barneys dead. hi misty i left 3 comments but that girl Roxy said something mean to you and you should tell her well everyone has their own opinions, and some people really hate Barney cuz he is annoying so tell her to get a life and say how would you like it if i made fun of your song. I hate Barney! Doot doot doot. The only baffling number is total views over a decade which is due to the love or hate of the Barney character which would be 7,636 a year. The following represent how many people voted for each category. Created . Lay off Barney and stop using CAPS, you fools! You hate me! Was hatred of Barney perfectly timed to feed the increasingly gaping maw of the Internet, and was it one of the first examples of the Internets hatred-as-defining-characteristic discourse style? But almost as soon as he took his woes to the world wide web, even Currans own insecurities seemed to take on a life larger than his own: Did I hit a nerve with this [newsletter]? he said during an interview for the documentary. Tommy Avallone Plus youtube "elmo kills barney" here's a song: i love you, you love me, lets get the navy and kill barney, and together we will win, and guess what, now he is dead. He went through racism. All that success came at a price, says Andrew Olsen, a devotee of Barney history and its memorabilia. Otherwise, the only other person in the documentary with close ties to the family is a former babysitter, whose exact credentials are never established, so that shes permitted to speculate on everything with equally nebulous authority. Barney's Dead! I hate the Kardassians. And a bazooka up his butt. Barney is a kid's best friend, so lighten up haters. This email will be used to sign into all New York sites. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, He was much less ugly, Without any head. On a scale of laminated-eyebrow drama to Lemon Lady Secrets. In 2015, Patrick shot his neighbor in Malibu, an altercation that would eventually lead to a 15-year jail sentence (he got out after five years). I use to like barney when I was little but now ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. .but the comments here are scary. Doot doot doot. If you're not subscribed, Peacock starts at. oh and i made this up on my own MWAH HAH HHAAHH HAH barneys dead BARNEYS DEAD, i love youyou love me.lets go out and kill barney with a bang bang shotgun youre here for no more bayot dinosaur, i fixed up my first barney parody i posted so here it goes:i rape u u rape barney gave me H.I.V. Avallone tried to get American professional wrestler and actor John Cena in the documentary due to the love and hate parallels between him and Barney[11] and also trying to keep with the tradition of having a wrestler in his productions. Danny Gallagher February 21, 2023 4:00AM. ", then there's 2 shots of gunfire. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Password must be at least 8 characters and contain: As part of your account, youll receive occasional updates and offers from New York, which you can opt out of anytime. .and if you dislike homosexuals. Also assisted, Eric Larson (I) on the caterpillar, Frank Thomas (I), on the queen of hearts & Ward Kimball, on the chesire cat. Do you not see my comment? With tanks of water and acid he will drown Impale Before you get started, be sure to check out these explanations created It's dinosaur grill out time! He's a fat hag! DIE DIE DIE! He soon reveals himself to be one of a handful of original members in the Jihad to Destroy Barney online group (labeled under the URL alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die), which Breen joined as a high school sophomore in 1994. I hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a big rifle gun and a great big boom no more purple dinosaur, Why not get together and have some tea? Barney is a ninja all way's stalking your feet. With a shotgun POW! Omg!!! GO TO HELL! Cookie Notice 'Barney' Docuseries 'I Love You, You Hate Me' Uncovers Dark Side of Kids Show variety 1.4K 230 comments Bob West, a Barney performer who stepped into costume for the happy purple dinosaur David Prowse did in fact have a high, almost squeaky tenor voice. Hey, everybody! with a hug and a kiss here and there now im in intensive, I never like Barney, and if anyone likes him, they got brainwash long ago. Fortunately, the San Diego Chicken does not comment on hatred and hate crimes, really not even his own against Barney, which a judge ruled were protected as parody. What Sheryl didnt know at the time was that Patrick was being bullied because of his association with the childrens show. If you start getting carried away and write in all caps and get a little too violent in your wishes for Barney, your comments may be deleted. i hate you you hate me we chase barney up a tree we stick an arow through his head oh my GOD i think hes dead. no. I HATE U U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE IN HIZ CHEST AND A GUN ON HIZ HEAD PULL THE TRIGGER BARNEY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! What you do to Barney is absolutely unacceptable and totally disrespectful. Also, there's a new sherriff in town, it's Hip Hop Harry (the New Barney/replacement). No BARNEY IS NOT HE S JUST A LOVEING DINOSUR I LOVE BARNEY AND I HATE BARNEY. Barney, you freakin suck get an RPG and shoot your head with it, weirdo. Barney is a fat guy from our imagination, He's so stupid that the people who watch him need some medication! who likes this "i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barny with a knife in his back and a bullet in his head yay now barnys dead, I heard that the guy in the barneys suit died and they hired a new one -_- i wish they just barbicued the head and flushed the body down the toilet! I hate barney he must die! Say what you want about Barney but he did everything he could to make sure his best friend gets to realize his life-long dream. Doot doot doot. Did you think it would end in a shooting? bullet to his (not sure what im is in this sense)? I hate you, You hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney. @ pandasrule -- Barney did NOT drink bad drugs!!! Barney for President!!! Wonderful Barney hating! Your a Pea-Brained Prick with a walnut sized Brain. I'm assuming that most of you are about 10 or 12 yrs old. .so you dislike happy. Doot doot doot. 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