Best of the Super Bowl ads? Yes R208 those are real people on the medicine being discussed who have been compensated for appearing in the ads. Visual dog whistle? In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. Some features on this site require a subscription. The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "bruncha manicurea nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. R427 that shit is soooo tiresome. Stay right where you are. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. Check out the video at iSpot.tv:What Can Your Smile Do? Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled The Power of a Smile. The super-annoying Infiniti XQ-60 spot with kids mangling "Thus Spoke Zarathustra". Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\r(Gardol talk)\r\rA happy Colgate girl and boy\rbrushed 3 ways clean to both enjoy(? The better to show their big white teeth, I guess. ), [quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? The Sopranos Chevy spot. I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. I wish they'd stop playing it. and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! hate the one with the chick in the kitchen. I wish Pepto would bring back the Country Western version. Mike Lindells new cancel culture preachy commercial is airing on Vice of all places. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! All of the teflon pan commercials. Hello and thank you for registering. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. Ugh! The Citi credit card commercials with David Rose.I mean, Dan Levy. If you watch the Ricky Gervais series, "After Life", you get a real glimpse at the type of person who adores Kevin Hart. Colgate Oral Care Center. Online datingI wanted to get back into dating but didnt know where to start? Like its tennis or something. A commercial advertisement on television (usually abbreviated to TV commercial, ad, ad-film, and known in UK as advert, or TV advert) is a span of television programming produced and paid for by an organization, which conveys a message, typically to market a product or service. Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV. I notice there's a new spot for Doug and Emu as they try to fly in a helicopter. Developmental delays. Enjoy the best in current fiction, romance, mystery, biography, adventure, and morein easy-to-read large print! Cant make out a damn word shes saying. Like I know theyre preferred to hire of all the Hispanics because of this cop out, dated, racist documentation paperwork bs when it comes to entertainment, and sports and politics and music and news coverage, you name it but the day this bofongo takes over Tuesdays from tacos Ill take the bait. The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out HELP. What the hell does HELO mean? So annoying and depressing. But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. And a Western Omelette! Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. Love seeing Larry David in his commercial, but what the hell is the product? He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. There is no cure for cerebral palsy and the condition lasts for life. I love the commercial where the somewhat chubby sweetfaced black girl is huffing the Gain mid aisle and the schlubby chubby shop keep is lost in bonerville. Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. Kid is stalking me! This time, they're hanging in a karaoke bar. Do people still watch commercial tv? It's probably one of the worst and most annoying commercial I've seen in decades. Toms of Maine Natural Anticavity Fluoride Toothpaste. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. Maybe just stop eating so damn much. This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. R471. The Boxed commercial with the hot ginger dad is watchable if it is muted. [quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. Is she trying to be funny? A lot of the TV ads described in this thread must be regional. - they must be throwing millions at them. The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. Have questions about your smile? I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. Pathetic, indeed! R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. Are these all regional commercials? What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. R86, I came here to post the same thing. May he just needs to open them. The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. What are 3 early signs of cerebral palsy? Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen? It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. @Zamaswati_M. =Differens pimple-popping ad is utterly disgusting. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. I generally hate 'plain folks' advertising, since I know they're the end result of a multi-million dollar, test group green lit, campaign. Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point. '" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. Just slap 'em! What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March. The new one is equally obnoxious and irritating. [quote]Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? Sure, right, yeah. Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting. R314 its awful. I watch a couple of oldies like the Munsters on Cozi. Toms of Maine Simply White Clean Mint Toothpaste. Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. I may never be able to eat another carrot! The new one makes me laugh so hard cause theres a little boy in the new commercial and you can see him at the end lip syncing to the their theme music. Generally, children born with cerebral palsy can expect to live between 30 and 70 years on average. Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. Instant mute. "So we're dancing now? The unions basically fucked over their members. On channels with reruns of old TV shows you get tedious commercials with elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff. Incredibly toxic corporate culture. I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there. I love Kate doing the Lezbo Klomp in the red stilettos. If I had a gun . The Duluth Trading Company "Funk No" underwear commercial. His super annoying screaming: "WHAAAAAT?" They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. I almost cried just now. Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, [bold]"If it burns when you pee" [/bold]. Fuck, they sound and look ugly. And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway. I mute it immediately. Awful. Id do anything, for you dear - anything! Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. This thread is archived. The crotchety old lady's "Where's the beef?" The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. What is the best toothpaste in the world? site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! Than theres Comedy Central who more so than even before, since getting that Charmander Da Goof doofus as their latest late night host, so many of their commercials seem to be trying to appeal to his particular demographic. She must be a millionaire. WTF? The Trinet payroll commercial with the morbidly obese valley talking girl going on about her bling while the sad black girl who didn't get a bonus just sits there and listens to her. . R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. Search the Oral Care Center for articles and videos to help you care for you and your family's smiles at every stage. What a super annoying commercial. Do they use it as a sexual lubricant? I know it's petty but there you have it. Humbug! Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! They are running those Joy, Comfort and Peace JC penny commercials non stop now. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". Build a Bright Future With Us. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. Flyover land? Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". Those commercials for the online betting where the bitch is always saying MAKE.IT.RAIN. Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick. One was for some online gaming site and they have her face on the body of a cartoon crab or something, like she is one of the characters in some casino game. On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose. I hate the new Kohl's Christmas commercial. From hated to likable. The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. I think he's Australian, R121. Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre. spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown? [quote]Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! Any commercial that ends with "Living Spay-sez. ^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup. Thank you. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. What is going ON HERE??? Cleaner taste. Any of those every kiss begins with Kaye commercials especially the one where the sisters talk about how the mom handed down these sisters maybe a bracelet or necklace or ring or whatever. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song. This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. I never hated that guy - I thought he was the best one of the bunch. R384 is that the one which sounds like they're singing "Bat lights in the air" at the beginning? Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. He has his eyes closed. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. That Kate McKinnon commercial. Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. Is the guy Bubba Watson? The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. You've never been in my fucking daydream. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody? I surmise the replies are from those who do not watch live TV. Dennis Rodman's arms in those Planet Fitness ads look the way my grandmother's arms looked when she was his age. Colgate showcases the power of a smile. Why didn't they prevent that from happening? . That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels. So radical!". PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. That grocery worker who has tard-o whatever due to taking her psych meds. Heres the thing about chipotle, Im a Mexican who grew up East LA. Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. That gross LUMI genital and ass area deodorant commercial, I first saw it on YouTube, now it's on TV. While making goofy faces at a little girl with a sock puppet, her smile catches the eye of another passenger. R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. People on Medicare, don't get anything extra, just new surprise bills while they are already paying for Medicare! Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. Sounds like something theyd have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references. I watch a lot of NFL on Sundays (that's football for those of you who don't know) and I am so fucking sick of the State Farm commercials with Ms Aaron and/or Patrick Mahones and the Katee McKinnon Verizon commercials! Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's. Wheres men pooping? Only thing worse or almost is the background music in the new commercial which is clearly a knock off of the Chi-Lites Oh Girl.. Find your smile power and pass. I just looked up and there was a commercial for that Wen not!shampoo stuff. They are the stuff of dreams I used to have after dropping a tab of acid. I live on the East Coast. PICK UP THE FUCKING TABLET! Oooh, a suburban family doing some lame ass rap and dancing- how quirky!! Both men come across as very smarmy. Please bring back Rashida Jones Expedia commercials! The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! That fucking Grammarly ad that plays before every Youtube video that starts "WRITING'S NOT EASY" delivered in the most eardrum rupturing Gen Z shrill girl voice! But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. I dont get the anger but youd think given all this time with an entire year passed youd have cooled down. What the FUCK??? Repulsive Amy Schumer is more disgusting. The ad explains that normally she's an obnoxious little bitch who rolls her eyes and never utters more than a single syllable or looks away from her phone, but "that face" only comes out in a Vrbo. I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads. Its exciting to play a major role in this iconic brands biggest product launch in two decades, said actor Luke Wilson. R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of. If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Thats it. There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. They have nothing to do with eating cream cheese. Cringe-worthy stupidity. Like he knows what lasagna is. Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? . God, shes fucking annoying. Abnormal muscle tone. Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me. Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution. Shaquille s immunity system is not compromised. This One a Day commercial. Fox is better. How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. in those awful commercials isn't even funny. and then we see the front door of a house with arms and legs sticking out of it, attempting to fend off a delivery man. Another is the LifeLock ad. R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? Death. You like the Dulcolax soft chews commercial? It's all a trade-off, I guess. The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. Like the old one he did wasnt bad enough - ITS FREEEE! STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS! In real life, Oliver Stark actually has this birthmark. The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows weve been discussing her constipation. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. She needs slapped off of TV! The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word MONEY, is so cartoonishly maniacal youd think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it. Can barely understand a word he says. How long do people live with cerebral palsy? It's just such a stupid concept. WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? A young girl named Ana Montoya feels jitters from backstage as her name is announced. Definitely, R14!! I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perrys name to it. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. The fucking SoFi "money dance" commercials drive me absolutely insane. The Hanes or Fruit of the Loom commercial with the dancing land whales. Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials. That hungry root shit comes off like its meant for poor people who have empty refrigerators who want to get em packed with food no matter what it is. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context? The girl doesn't come off as special. R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket". They lift up the garage doors for the whole neighborhood to see and start doing their podcast. The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body. His 'business bag' was on his back. I get that they wanted to get to the "Rome wasn't built in a day" thing because they ran out of Red Bull, but come on none of the lines actually lead up to that. Welcome to Colgate Professional Direct. Thats not a word so that the guy in the helicopter thought it was HELLO makes him look like the illiterate buffoon. Subsequently, Who is the girl in Crest 3D White commercial? In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. The drug has a dumb name. [quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security. Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol. Are the 1-888-Sparky electricians ad national? Who are these advertising idiots who think hearing this awful noise every couple of hours is going to make anyone want to buy that car. [quote]The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. Love, The momma who relates 33 Share ANYTHING for yooooou! . She is not attractive or a spokesperson I believe. No matter where she's kissing the glass window, in the time of Covid, WHY the fuck is a commercial featuring anyone kissing a pane of dirty glass??? I hate that ugly little queen and his dirty bathroom. Even Jon Stewart these days, all he does is scold people in Congress or Wall Street. Jimmie Walker is even more obnoxious. Shes an icon for over ten years. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. Im having withdrawals. I already hate the Mike Myers spot and I've only seen the shitty thing once. I kept E Channel on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. Im tired of seeing Serena Williams appear in so many commercials. Szaz, not nasal enough. Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. 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